“Okay, so my dream has always been to become a porn star,” said Kalee. “I found this shady-looking flyer asking for models, dancers and singers. I had a feeling it might be some kind of porno thing, so I went to it with my fingers crossed. I brought a stupid harmonica with me just in case it was legit: I didn't want to look stupid showing up expecting sex if there were real auditions going on. When I got there, they tried to play it professional. They had me play the harmonica. I was like, ‘This is bullshit. Can you just record me fucking already?' They were shocked that I read their minds. Hmm, maybe that's how I can make my millions. On second thought, nah. I'd rather fuck.”