Prim And Proper? Kellie Garnett Is All That On The Outside.
It was the end of 2003 and American studios like SCORE could still fly in models from other countries and photograph them. This was before the U.S. government adopted its restrictive policies about shooting models who didn't have U.S. passports. So on any given day, we might have Kerry Marie dropping her panties. Or Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Samantha Sanders. Angela White. A galaxy of big-boobed stars filled the building.
Kellie Garnett was a secretary in London who actually bought and read SCORE and Voluptuous magazines. She really loved big boobs and the models. One day she decided to try to become a model for SCORE herself, so she sent us some nude photos that she took from home.
And what did we do? Of course we flew her into Miami from London. Modeling was all new to Kellie, so for me and Dave, talking to this bubbly, excited Brit was like talking to a girl you'd meet at a social gathering or in a classroom. Now and then I play back that interview. It's still archived at SCORELAND. Of course, a SCORE interview is not just an interview. It's a tits and ass show and sometimes a bra show, too.
Surprisingly, no one in England had ever approached Kellie to model for them. But she did get hit on a lot, which is no surprise.
“I like to wear little short dresses and high heels,” Kellie said while Dave and I sat there with glazed eyeballs. “You have to dress up, don't you, when you go out? Quite low-cut dresses, tube skirts, high heels.” No argument there.
And she got hit on at work, too, of course. “They've never actually put their hands on me, but they're always coming over to me and bending over me and asking me to do their paperwork. I know that what they're really doing is trying to leer down my top. I've had a few do that.”
The highlight for me was when Kellie talked about masturbating at work. Not counting The SCORE Group, I've never been lucky enough to work at a place where a stacked looker rubbed one out for relief.
“My job can be quite boring, so I have to sneak off to do it,” Kellie explained. “Now, don't forget, I'm wearing a conservative suit and sexy underwear underneath, which makes me feel very erotic, so for my lunch break and things like that, yeah, I'll go off somewhere and masturbate. At home I use toys, but not at work. I just use my fingers at work. I would say I probably orgasm about three times a day including work. My job is very boring. I'm very sort of straight-laced, polite and conservative, but there's something else inside me and I have to express that so…”
So Kellie changed my perception about English office girls being so proper and formal. I always thought they'd wait to get home first.
